Hi, I'm Naomi, but I prefer being called Nomi. I like reading, coffee, cooking, sewing, partying, punk rock and going to concerts. I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter, Bad Religion and hair dye.
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Seller: I dont understand
Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain
those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
Please, I want this on underwear
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job