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Hi, I'm Naomi, but I prefer being called Nomi. I like reading, coffee, cooking, sewing, partying, punk rock and going to concerts. I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter, Bad Religion and hair dye.

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

subtleromance:

psyducked:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

oh, you know, just casually photographing the apocalypse

This is incredible

subtleromance:

psyducked:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

oh, you know, just casually photographing the apocalypse

This is incredible

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job