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Hi, I'm Naomi, but I prefer being called Nomi. I like reading, coffee, cooking, sewing, partying, punk rock and going to concerts. I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter, Bad Religion and hair dye.


when i was around 7 years old, my teacher was so cool. i thought she was the best teacher ever. she used to call everyone a ‘wolly’ if they did something silly. i thought that was quite a cool word. one day i heard the word ‘wanker’ and must’ve got confused because my brain immediately meshed the two words together. anyway, in conclusion, called my dad a wanker at 7 years old then tried to justify it by saying ‘but my teacher calls me that all the time’


I’m screaming



"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”




What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited


"Monosexism and biphobia aren’t real"

just some things i saw on fb tonight followed up by some fact checking. 

gotta pay some $$$ and then i’m starting university next month!! which means i’m getting my university ticket for public transport which means i can go to loads of concerts all by myself (or my cool uni friends if i make friends) 




my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him


when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn